If you don't know The Betches, you are missing out. They are witty, catty and, well, betchy. I adore their book, Nice is Just a Place in France. Notice anything? This blog is in a way my homage to The Betches. They are so many things I will never be, and I love them for that. I will do my damnest to be a Betch to the best of my ability. However, I'm not mean, because, as The Betches stress, a betch is not a bitch. Carry on, betches.